Saturday, October 31, 2020

JUST TO LAUGH

 


If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?” I asked the children in my Sunday school class.

“No!” the children all answered.

If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the lawn and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?”

Again the answer was, No!”

“Well,” I continued, “then how can I get to heaven?”

A five-year-old boy shouted out, “You got to be dead!”

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