Monday, February 1, 2021

JUST TO LAUGH

 


I was sprawled on the living room couch watching my favorite show on the Food Network. When my husband walked in and saw what I was watching. “Why do you watch these food shows?” he asked. “You don’t even cook.” Looking back at him, I asked innocently “And just why you watch football.”

 

In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.

At work, you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.

 

In prison, you get three meals a day.

At work, you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.

 

In prison, you get time off for good behavior.

At work, you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

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