Monday, December 24, 2007

DEFINITIONS


Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.


Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.


Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.


Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.


Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.


Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.


Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.


Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.


Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together!

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