Monday, September 30, 2013

AMUSING DEFINITIONS



 Major General: An army officer who has his men behind him before the battle and ahead of him during it.
Love at first sight: The world’s greatest time saver.
Man of few words: One who takes three hours to tell you he is a man of few words.
Microscopic Expert: A person who magnifies everything.
Modern Girl: A girl who wants to go with every Tom, Dick and marry. She marries for money in order to make her dream come through. She is not so much concerned with what a man stands for, as what he will fall for. She loves a man for all he is worth.
Optimist: One who takes a frying pan on a fishing trip.
Laughter: The sound you hear when you stumble, or lose your hat in the wind.
 

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