Monday, February 27, 2017


The HR Manager of an automobile manufacturing company confronted an employee for being habitually late by claiming that. ‘the company could have manufactured five extra cars in the time wasted by your late arrival!’ To which the employee quipped, ‘but the additional cars would mean worse traffic, and I’d be here even later!’

In 1969 Leonard Brezhnev was told Americans had landed men on the moon. “Tell them our cosmonauts are ready to land on the Sun.” His horrified aide said this was impossible; the cosmonauts would be vaporized.  “Do you take me for a fool?” said Brezhnev, “we’ll land them at night.”

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